Light this candle to summon the patron saint of comfy shorts, questionable accents, and surprisingly heartfelt movies. Rumor has it that within minutes you’ll feel the presence of chaotic dad energy, an urge to quote Happy Gilmore, and a deep spiritual craving for yelling “YOU’RE GONNA DIE, CLOWN!” at minor inconvenience.
Tall white candle, hand poured. Candle is unscented.
Dimensions: 8 in (20.3 cm)
